Wednesday, February 07, 2018 by Ethan Huff
When America’s founding fathers were crafting the United States Constitution, one of their biggest priorities was to ensure that all women had access to free tampons at all times. Oh wait, no, that’s actually a vile feminist contingent at the University of Florida (UF) that recently held a campus-wide “bleed-in” to demand access to free female hygiene products.
According to reports, dozens of feminists at UF decided to paint fake blood on their crotches as part of an “awareness” campaign to demand more free access to menstrual products that, believe it or not, are already offered free of charge at UF.
The group “Gatters Matter, Period.” recently launched a petition asking the student council, which serves both male and female students, to use student funds from both sexes to purchase more tampons for female bathrooms. When the student council denied this on the basis that catering to one gender over another wasn’t fair or cost-effective, Gatters Matter, Period. threw a hissy fit and launched an even more aggressive campaign.
Even though bags containing copious amounts of tampons and other menstrual products are already offered for free at UF, Gatters Matter, Period. apparently prefers not to have to cross the campus to get them from one single location. Its members are adamant about having tampons available everywhere, such as in all of the bathrooms, in baskets at the entryways to all classrooms, and presumably on the cafeteria buffet as well.
“If you’re disgusted with our bloody pants, then maybe you should rethink whether or not this is important for everybody or if everybody would use it,” stated UF student activist Jenny Boylan, who reportedly carried a bucket of fake blood and water to the center of campus to screech her demands. “I think you all collectively benefit from me not bleeding in your seat.
Sharing a similar sentiment is fellow student activist and feminist Sophia Ahmed, a materials science and engineering sophomore who reportedly dumped fake blood all over her crotch, and was proud of it.
“Heteronormativity is rampant on this campus,” the troll-like student told reporters. “Today, I held a little protest for free menstrual products. If you saw my butt naked, that was evidence. And I say menstrual, not feminine, because menstruation should not be gendered. Some men get periods.”
It is precisely that final comment by Ahmed that illustrates the utter lunacy of today’s college campuses. Have they really been that dumbed down that 20-something students are now of the persuasion that both sexes are capable of having monthly periods?
Nonetheless, the bloody crotch demonstration by these disgusting pigs clearly isn’t just about free tampons – again, because they’re already available at UF. It’s obviously and typically more about grinding that bitter, feminist ax.
“This is a part of reproductive justice,” stated UF senior Shannon Matthew, who is apparently too stupid or stubborn to purchase her own hygiene products. “I’m not ashamed of my period, and I don’t think anyone else should be,” she added, insinuating that anyone who isn’t willing to purchase tampons for this entitled little snowflake is an aggressor against women.
How these three deranged females and their cadre of crazies ever got admitted to UF is truly mind-boggling. But it actually says a whole lot more about UF than anything, as the institution is not only okay with this type of behavior, but is actually capitulating to it. According to reports, the student union is already working on securing at least $5,000 in funding to procure more free menstrual products (presumably of the toxic variety) for its gratuitous female bleeders constituent.
See more examples of college campus insanity at CampusInsanity.com.
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